Let the Trials Begin!
By DOUGLAS VALENTINE
Amid the euphoria and angst of the Obama apotheosis, the unreality of a mismanaged, two trillion dollar, taxpayer funded bailout of freewheeling capitalists, and the wars of limbo in Iraq and Afghanistan, one little thing is being overlooked.
George W Bush.
The Decider. The psychopath responsible for this appalling mess we're in. The architect of America's ignoble descent into moral darkness. The washed up and universally despised pseudo-despot who reveled in torture, kidnapping and assassination. The War-Monger.
"Bring 'em On!"
"Dead or Alive!"
The raving ignoramus whose words will haunt us forever.
The spoiled child of privilege playing with the lives of our sons and daughters, husbands and wives, mothers and fathers, friends and lovers, as if they were his personal toys.
The mass murderer who illegally invaded and occupied a foreign nation, killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people, utterly destroying their cities and bridges, power plants and schools, and scattering millions of them to the wind, as if he were GOD!
The Comic Book Madman obsessed with Death, reading CIA memos about Al Qaeda, sending kidnappers and hit teams and drones around the world, anywhere he wanted, to kill his imaginary enemies, while America burned.
The Super Traitor.
The elections are over, I say. The people have spoken. It's time to move on to the business at hand - hauling Bush's sorry ass before a war crimes tribunal of the sort he created. But not one staffed by his political cadre of complicit military officers. One composed of his victims.
Let the recriminations begin!
If there were any justice, the process would begin with his midnight arrest. Bush's beloved CIA drones and hitmen invariably kill their target's families in these little snatch operations, and if agreed upon by his inquisitors, I suggest this would be an appropriate touch.
Then the little fucker would be rendered to my basement and put on the waterboard. I'd ask that Joe Liebernut be made to put the wet towel on his face, but Joe would do it just for fun. Same with Limbaugh.
We'll find someone deserving of the job. Perhaps the boys from Gitmo? And I mean, the boys. The brothers and sisters of innocent Iraqis he killed? I think they'll be plenty of volunteers.
The whole point will be to make Bush confess. Not to the crimes he has committed. But to explain why he did it. Was it to show up Poppy? To win the love of Barbara?
I really want to know.
This interrogation should last seven years, and everyone Bush names as having followed his orders should be tried as well. That's Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice and everyone in the CIA for starters.
Bush's kangaroo courtroom trial, presided over by Vincent Bugliosi, should be the highlight of the election campaign of 2016.
The supreme punishments to be broadcast live by Fox News.
Douglas Valentine is the author of four books which are available at his websites http://www.members.authorsguild.net/valentine/ and http://www.douglasvalentine.com/index.html His fifth book, The Strength of the Pack: The Politics, Personalities and Espionage Intrigues That Shaped The DEA, will be published in September 2009 by Trine Day.